Kanye at the Royal Wedding

"Ay yo Catherine, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you get married, but Princess Diana had one of the best wedding dresses of all time. ONE OF THE BEST DRESSES OF ALL TIME!"

But on another note, congratulations Catherine and William on your royal matrimony.

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Hot Girl of the Week #2

Hey guys, just a little something to get you over the hump day.
I know its a little late, so I guess this can help with some late night... ya... you know.

Top 5 Things Every Man Should Know

1) It's about time gentleman that we grow up and learn how to properly tie a tie. Know the difference between a full windsor and a four in hand, and also when to use them. Remember, the dimple is what separates the men from the boys.

2) Plain and simple, if you ask a lady out - pay for her. No one likes a cheap ass. If you had no money in the first place you shouldn't have asked her out. Get money, then fuck bitches.

3) Bro's before Hoes. Live by it. It's all about having respect for our fellow brothers and I know its tough, but sometimes we gotta think with the head that lies above our shoulders.

4) Every man should know how to grill a steak medium rare, and if you don't know, go back to being a fuckin' vegan, I'm kidding. I actually dated a vegan, to my surprise she still ate meat though. Moving on...

5) Lastly, learn how to hold your liquor

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Spoiler

This was a recent conversation about a girl Razz could have potentially slept with, but she was playin hard to get, so it never worked out.  Her name will be Alexis.

R: Ay. So what did you think of Alexis last night?

D: Haha, she wasn't bad looking at all. You made her seem like she was disgustingly ugly or something. I think you were just being bitter.

R: Ehh maybe. I think its like when you tell a friend that a movie sucks and when they watch it with low expectations, it turns out to be pretty good because you downplayed it so much.

D: Yea, I know what you mean; too bad you never saw the end of that movie.

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Shortcuts to Working Out

After talking about sexual turn ons/turn offs with a good friend of mine. She asked what are a few good exercises that are easy but also effective... this was our conversation...

Friend: ...well, i like sex with the lights on.

Razz: ya, lights on is always hot.

Friend: i want to be able to get out of bed and have my guy say, "damn, your body is a TEN!"

Friend: so im in the gym trying to get super fit!

Razz: ahaha, from what i see you look pretty good already

Friend: lol, shut up! So do you know any ways i can look good without having to put much effort in?

Razz: next time, turn off the lights.

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Hot Girl of the Week #1

Alright guys, this is how it goes, next week, we will have 2-4 girls up, and the hot girl of the week will be decided by voting!

RecomMANdation #2 - Boss Moves

When you're out at any social scene, rather it be that you're looking for a good time, or out on the prowl, confidence is going to be the key factor to your night.

You should be confident enough that you're game/swag is good enough that you will be able to charm a completely sober lady. And that throwing round after round of drinks at a girl is not the way to win over a girl. It may be a good way to have her wake up with a few regrets the next morning, but you don't want to be called a regret do you?

So when you're out and you see an attractive lady you would like to talk to, don't immediately throw drinks at her. (I don't mean literally, in most places that's a huge offense). That's one more detail that will separate you from the stereotypical "Get her drunk and have sex" guy.

Your opener should not be "Hi my name is Razz, can i buy you a drink?" You'll be categorized as a free drink guy, which in turn will lead to shallow conversation and empty pockets. Instead, use charm, confidence and humor to win the/a girl over.

RecomMANdation #1 - How to be the ultimate wingman

Behind every man is a great wingman.  With that said, it is essential to have a wingman we can depend on in any situation.  So what are the attributes that make up the ultimate wingman?

1) The wingman needs to be the more outgoing one, he needs to "open" and get you guys in the door

2) Don't be a pussy - don't hover or linger, if you see a set of ladies then go up with confidence and say hello.  The minute they see you hovering or hesitating they will label you and your wingman as creepers, game over.

3) Play the game, lie, say your a doctor, say you're 25 when your really 18. fuck it, you probably won't see these girls ever again, so come with swag and don't say your name is Eugene and that you still live with your parents and it's your 21st birthday.

4) If things start getting hot on the dance floor, DO NOT start kissing them all over; make then come to you and want it themselves. Restrain yourself, but touch them subtly, breath in their ear, touch the inside of their thigh; it will drive them crazy and it will pay off in the end.

So those are just a few recommandations I have on that topic. Make sure to have fun, if it looks like you're having the time of your life, the women will want to be with that. Don't look like two men on the prowl that just got out of the pen lookin for some pussy to beat, thats just weird.

 Good luck gentleman.

Period "sex"

I have a friend who can drink. One of those friends where 8 shots at the bar isn't a problem. But there would be times where he would drink too much and have these wild and reckless nights.

There was one night he went over to this girls house, (they've hooked up before), and my friend was ready to have another drunk sex night. But unfortunately, she was on her period and due to a lack of planning my friend went to her house anyway.

Obviously nothing happened. So as morning rolls around, my friend sobers up and wakes up in her bed naked.

And when he asked his lady friend why he was naked and if they had sex, she says, "I told you I was on my period, but you took your clothes off anyway... You said you just felt like it."

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Shitty gifts

R: W.e. man, imma take her out for her bday AND imma take her ass out to a nice dinner tonight, after she jewed me on my bday, and she still won't blow me. So, a shitty t-shirt is what she gets.

D: Oh boy...Won't blow you so a shitty t-shirt is what she gets? thats hilarious. But yeah, you'll show her ass a good time alright....

R: Yeah tonight should be good time, nice dinner, even gonna bring a bottle of wine, i intend to do my best. 

D: No, i literally ment her ass.

R: Oooooooh....

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Douche Bags

R: I'm thinking of our convo last night and we sounded like douche bags

D: Yea, well the day before Vegas I dont know what else there is to talk about besides hoes, sex, and drugs...

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The Ball Has Rolled

D-Ran, use your iphone's magic power to look up some of our old texts so we can get CBM international started.

conversations between men seemed a lot better than guy talk. that was kinda gay.