Shitty gifts

R: W.e. man, imma take her out for her bday AND imma take her ass out to a nice dinner tonight, after she jewed me on my bday, and she still won't blow me. So, a shitty t-shirt is what she gets.

D: Oh boy...Won't blow you so a shitty t-shirt is what she gets? thats hilarious. But yeah, you'll show her ass a good time alright....

R: Yeah tonight should be good time, nice dinner, even gonna bring a bottle of wine, i intend to do my best. 

D: No, i literally ment her ass.

R: Oooooooh....

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