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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Top 5 Things Every Man Should Know

1) It's about time gentleman that we grow up and learn how to properly tie a tie. Know the difference between a full windsor and a four in hand, and also when to use them. Remember, the dimple is what separates the men from the boys.

2) Plain and simple, if you ask a lady out - pay for her. No one likes a cheap ass. If you had no money in the first place you shouldn't have asked her out. Get money, then fuck bitches.

3) Bro's before Hoes. Live by it. It's all about having respect for our fellow brothers and I know its tough, but sometimes we gotta think with the head that lies above our shoulders.

4) Every man should know how to grill a steak medium rare, and if you don't know, go back to being a fuckin' vegan, I'm kidding. I actually dated a vegan, to my surprise she still ate meat though. Moving on...

5) Lastly, learn how to hold your liquor

CBM

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