So my sports team was getting ready for a big competition and everyone for a whole month has been training hard, eating right and keeping in shape. We have this one teammate who is a smoker and defeats the entire purpose of hard training... this is the conversation.
Waterman: Damn, great session today huh?
Scott: Ya man, coach beat the shit out of me.
(Lights up a cigarette)
Waterman: Wow, after all of that, how are you going smoke now...
Scott: Its a good stress relief and it relaxes me.
Waterman: I guess... how much do you pay per pack?
Scott: About $5.
Waterman: So how about this, take my phone number.
Scott: Why?
Waterman: Just call me, and for $5 dollars, I can make you feel good anytime you want.
CBM
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