So not too long ago, I went out on a Thursday night with a few shy friends. Considering it was 4 of us just standing around with a few drinks, I decided it was time to meet a few ladies, dance a little bit and have a good time.
I approached a group of pretty good looking ladies, also standing in their group with their drinks.
I introduced myself and did a little bit of small talk. I laid out the situation, and told them that my friends were shy and they wanted to dance a little bit. They were open to it and were willing to show them a few moves on the dance floor and get the night started.
After I Introduced myself, this is the conversation...
Razz: Yeah, I hate to admit it, but my friends are horrible wing men! Haha, so I guess I got to be a good friend and help them get on the dance floor!
Lady: Aww, aren't you such a good friend.
Razz: Haha, I try, I'm just trying to have a good time tonight.
Lady: Oh a good time huh? you sure you can handle all of us? We're all a pretty good time.
Razz: Oh really? Well you know, whatever happens, happens. But don't worry, I promise I'll say goodbye in the morning.
Lady: HAHA! You're brave! I like that. So whats the deal with your friends? How come none of them wanted to talk to us?
Razz: I promise they're just shy. They're all pretty funny once you get to know them. But I'm sorry, I never got your name.
Lady: Its Sa___. (Her name was inaudible b/c "Another One Bites The Dust" was playing too loud in the background.)
Razz: Nice meeting you, my name is Razz. Sasha. Do... (she cuts me off.)
Lady: Excuse me?! Who the fuck is Sasha?!
Lady's Friend mouths another one bites the dust... Just as the song is playing in the background.
And the entire group walks away.
Moral of the story. HEAR AND REMEMBER their names... Because standing with 4 guys all night at a bar/club/lounge isn't a good time.
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