I'll try to make this one brief, but the setting is 6 of my close guy friends on the island of Honolulu during one summer. I'll be using fake names because it makes it more "exciting".
So one night we all decide to go out to the club, while we're there we meet a group of four older girls that just so happen to be from the same city as us, but they're on a family trip instead. Fast forward a few hours, the club ends, and we all don't want the night to end so we all go back to our hotel and all have a wild orgy, end of story.
just kididng. Here's the real story....
So the ten of us head back, drink a lil bit more, hang out ya know. At this point some of the guys call it a night and go to sleep; two of the girls also go back to their hotel early. That leaves four guys and two of the girls now, and its getting late probably 3-4am by this time, so me and my buddy Nate volunteer to walk them back to their hotel a few blocks down. We finally get to their place and the four of us get into the elevator, however they live on different floors, Nate and Amy get off first and leaving me and Tiffany. At this point I realize Tiffany and I are holding hands, and you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. As soon as the doors open we immediately start making out, all while slowly stumbling down the hallway to her room. Three hickies and a half boner later we get to the door and Tiffany goes...."umm I don't want to go back, can I sleep at your place?" I'm like bitch I just walked all the way here and now you wanna what? wait what...? "OF COURSE YOU CAN" So Tiffany and get back on the elevator and walk all the way back to my hotel.
We get back, everyone is sleeping and my bed is empty. But here's the catch, me being the gentleman that I am, I tell Tiffany she can take the bed and i'll just sleep on the floor. I was trying to plant the seed and play the good guy card and hopefully she'll ask me to join her. She doesn't. Plan failed. I fall asleep on the floor.
OK so while i am asleep on the floor, my friend we'll call him....E., who was sleeping on the floor when I got back, somehow gets into the bed with Tiffany and messes around with her all WHILE IM ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
Morning comes....I wake up, people are already up, the ladies go back to their place and its just us guys. We're all kinda sitting around eating spam and pineapples and what not, when someone raises the question... "Soooo did any of you guys get lucky last night??" I look around, seeing everyone else just kinda looking around; I break the silence and hesitantly say "...yeahh I made out with Tiffany", but in my mind i'm like sup bitches, made out with a chick 4 years older than me. Everyones like whaaaat, wow didn't see that coming, good shit yada yada. I'm like "yeah, well ya know". But then E. goes woah woah hold on... "YOU made out with Tiffany last night? no no man...I made out with Tiffany last night." I'm like...wait a minute, did this sneaky bitch really just make out with both of us last night?
That's exactly what she did. A few years after that she got knocked up and now she has a baby, go figure. And ever since then whenever E. calls me, his ringtone is "Same Girl" by Usher and R. Kelly. I really forgot how he ended up in the bed with her, but regardless it made for a funny ass story the next morning and something we all will never forget.
What I learned from this is to seize the moment, if you don't - someone will. I'm just glad E. and I don't have to pay child support. Mahalo and good night.
CBM
So one night we all decide to go out to the club, while we're there we meet a group of four older girls that just so happen to be from the same city as us, but they're on a family trip instead. Fast forward a few hours, the club ends, and we all don't want the night to end so we all go back to our hotel and all have a wild orgy, end of story.
just kididng. Here's the real story....
So the ten of us head back, drink a lil bit more, hang out ya know. At this point some of the guys call it a night and go to sleep; two of the girls also go back to their hotel early. That leaves four guys and two of the girls now, and its getting late probably 3-4am by this time, so me and my buddy Nate volunteer to walk them back to their hotel a few blocks down. We finally get to their place and the four of us get into the elevator, however they live on different floors, Nate and Amy get off first and leaving me and Tiffany. At this point I realize Tiffany and I are holding hands, and you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. As soon as the doors open we immediately start making out, all while slowly stumbling down the hallway to her room. Three hickies and a half boner later we get to the door and Tiffany goes...."umm I don't want to go back, can I sleep at your place?" I'm like bitch I just walked all the way here and now you wanna what? wait what...? "OF COURSE YOU CAN" So Tiffany and get back on the elevator and walk all the way back to my hotel.
We get back, everyone is sleeping and my bed is empty. But here's the catch, me being the gentleman that I am, I tell Tiffany she can take the bed and i'll just sleep on the floor. I was trying to plant the seed and play the good guy card and hopefully she'll ask me to join her. She doesn't. Plan failed. I fall asleep on the floor.
OK so while i am asleep on the floor, my friend we'll call him....E., who was sleeping on the floor when I got back, somehow gets into the bed with Tiffany and messes around with her all WHILE IM ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
Morning comes....I wake up, people are already up, the ladies go back to their place and its just us guys. We're all kinda sitting around eating spam and pineapples and what not, when someone raises the question... "Soooo did any of you guys get lucky last night??" I look around, seeing everyone else just kinda looking around; I break the silence and hesitantly say "...yeahh I made out with Tiffany", but in my mind i'm like sup bitches, made out with a chick 4 years older than me. Everyones like whaaaat, wow didn't see that coming, good shit yada yada. I'm like "yeah, well ya know". But then E. goes woah woah hold on... "YOU made out with Tiffany last night? no no man...I made out with Tiffany last night." I'm like...wait a minute, did this sneaky bitch really just make out with both of us last night?
That's exactly what she did. A few years after that she got knocked up and now she has a baby, go figure. And ever since then whenever E. calls me, his ringtone is "Same Girl" by Usher and R. Kelly. I really forgot how he ended up in the bed with her, but regardless it made for a funny ass story the next morning and something we all will never forget.
What I learned from this is to seize the moment, if you don't - someone will. I'm just glad E. and I don't have to pay child support. Mahalo and good night.
CBM
best. story. ever. FACT
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